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It is true . . I have not even a Thimble full of human decency.

I was chatting with my frined Nancy and she said something nice to me.

S> Gosh , I love you – will you marry me?
N> Umm, sure. If it were legal
S> Do you cook or clean, because I don’t and you’re gonna need to be the wife
N> I don’t like housework
S> We are soo over. ee, this is why I will date poor men but I am holding out for a rich guy
N> Why?
S> ‘Cuz I want a maid!

S> See, I am happy to have someone cook and clean in my house. But it isn’t going to be me. I would be willing to work just so Icould pay that person! But, ideally it comes attached to a man who will love m,e even though I am feral.

N> You are what?

S> Not housebroken. I am wild!

N> Ya, good luck with that.

Written by homelessinla

July 7, 2009 at 9:26 AM

Posted in Sonya, friends, personal stupidness

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