Archive for July 15th, 2009
my butt II
I am walking down lankershim touching my butt. Yes, in public. I had to grab the crackberry to keep my hands otherwise occupied.before I got too far in public.
See, yesterday was rocket Science Softball and I played right field where I had a perfect view of the shortstop’s bottom. There I saw my nightmare happening in her spandex/cotton capris. She had the “Butt-flop”
You know, the line where her f given in and fallen over and now the bottom of her butt cheecks slapped high-fives with her thighs when she walked.
Aarrggh. I have a little crease there, but I will be doing plies and terrified squats for a little while longer.
OMG, I am “butt phobic”!
