fatness

TONITE!

It is Summer in southern California. No joke, it is a gazillion degrees outside. I am finding every possible sprinkler I can find to walk through and pouring ice cold water on myself as often as possible.

 
I have not won a wet t-shirt contest in a few years, but I look like the perpetual contestant – at least until the water evaporates – say, 20 seconds after it is poured.

Speaking of  t-shirts . . . um, why do I have to wear one if the men of the our society do not. Do NOT tell me it is because I have breasts. I see lots of man-boob and some of them sincearly rival mine. Is it the milk glands that make a woman’s breasts a dirty topic so that they must be covered up at all cost? What about women who never plan to have children, or are post menapausal? Can they go topless? There is no accidental public drippage possible – why should they don shirts, bras, or in Lil’ Kim’s case – a pasty?

I really need the law to be changed – eith er EVERYONE has to wear a shirt or No-one has to wear a shirt. Come up with a clear ruling.

But, when you do have a ruling, enforce it. Don’t be like the losers who work in the McDonalds on the juncture  Lankershim, Colfax, and Erwin. I try to avoid that place like the plague (mostly becasue I am invisible to them and can stand at the counter for 10 minutes before anyone says anything to me.

Yesterday I dropped in wit hmy teenage child and this man walked in.

he has tatoos of naked women in provocative positions all over his front and back – and when I say provocative- just understand that a gynocologist could have done a full exam on any of the featured ladies.
<br The counter worker whispered "please put on a shirt" and the man on the phone said "I'll only be here real quick". that apparently was the end if it.
If I walked in to McDonald’s and took off my shirt – how long would it take before the police were called or someone did more than whisper.
Thanks NoHo and McDonald’s for the touch of class.
I need a refund on my McFlurry – because I literally had to stop eating it, I felt queezy.

And then today at the Buena Vista Naomi and GlenOaks 7-11, THis dude strolls in for a slurpee: